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A proposal for the climate denial lobby: Let's be friends!

3/12/2019

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Art Lightstone
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​Dear climate denial lobby,

Let's be friends. I need some quick cash because I'm looking to buy another Tesla... maybe that sweet new Model Y! 

So look, I was wondering if the climate denial lobby would fund me... say around $100,000.00 (that's nothing to you guys, right?) to write a paper showing that, 
out of the roughly 50 million research papers written on any topic since the beginning of time, only 3,896 research papers, exploring the cause of climate change, published between 1991 and 2011, actually support anthropogenic climate change. 

Then you could tell everybody that only 0.008% of research supports anthropogenic climate change!

Get it!? And the beauty is... you wouldn't even be lying!

I mean, come on, that's gold! Am I right?

Call me. We'll talk.

Sincerely,

Art Lightstone


www.green-neighbour.com 
@GreenNeighbour

PS.


I realize there is nothing particularly new in my proposed approach to climate denial: after all, this is the basic tactic you've been utilizing on a daily basis for decades in attempt to create a false sense of doubt on the issue of anthropogenic climate change. However, I think the true genius to my proposal is in its bold, take-no-prisoners, approach. I mean, if you're going to skew research results, then skew those results good! 

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